Eva Green! Oh yes, she had the hottest costumes. Her battle armour had these fantastic golden spinal ridge-horn-dealies that actually had a defensive purpose! And she was a wicked marksman, which meant her bow was elaborate and goth-ish. Oh, and her "off-duty" "dress"? Several leather strips that hid everything but gave her complete mobility. drooool. She also had the best lines. Anyway - that's what I remember most.
The rest is pretty much a blur of abs. That's sad. Oh, and the lack of anything remotely historical. As we learned from Spartacus, when it's bloody and believable? The combination is, simply, thrilling.
So, I guess I can't do anything but give it 2.5 out of 5 stars. Anything more would be a lie.
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