random remembrances from a cold patio

Wikki-Wookie: (noun) the sensation of sockless toes in shoes. Must be accompanied by horizontal wiggling-finger motions. Origin: Elle.

A lesson on similes: “you are done like… done” is completely unacceptable. When in doubt, make something up. “you are done like… a pine cone on the grass.” If that doesn’t make any sense, qualify the simile by putting it into context: “I’m the tree, you’re the pine cone. Bitch, we’re done, so get on the grass.” To be used exclusively in breakup situations.

Drugs drugs drugs, which are good, which are bad:
“I don’t drink because it’s illegal internally.”
“But, smoking up isn’t?”
“No, that’s totally different.”

ChinaWreck: (noun) what Elle thinks one should term one’s first sexual encounter with someone of the Asian persuasion. Sadly, this is the result of eavesdropping on innocent conversations. See also: “khat arrest.”

Also: fuck the crust. This can be used in many contexts. Thanks to KT for bringing it to the masses.

…Students CIs should get together more often.